Oh, *Hyun-ae. I really shouldn't be romancing you in-game because you're an underage genocidal computer program and it all kind of makes me uncomfortable, but I'll still drop everything and make you a cake when you ask me to ~! In a mug. In the microwave.
Look, a computer game made me do this. If you've learned anything from my blog, learn this: computer games are evil. Ugh.